Fun Stuff to Keep You Happy

shittyidea:

Wank with a cucumber, then serve it in a salad for your family

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

swag bitch